and daddy says:
"piss in the hand!"
me: O.o?!
haha. so that's the new phrase i learnt today! piss in the hand! rather easy to remember too, eh? it has the same meaning as 易如反掌, but.
"no, it's not easy to piss in your hand!"
"yes it is, you just piss la!"
"no, it's so... disgusting! >< "
"no lor, just aim and piss la!"
"gross! it's so hard to piss in the hand. they should change it to 'as difficult as pissing in the hand'. only barbarians will piss in the hand!"
*stoned silence*
"imagine if i wrote that in my primary school compo."
"haha. your teacher will appreciate it if he/she were an Australian."
*thinks: ya hor, daddy studied in australia.*
"but the teacher wont be. it'd be ms ng! hahaha imagine her eyes bulging like mad!"
"yeah, i dont think she'll appreciate that. she'd come running to me and scold me."
"lol."
eee there's a weird insect gliding around in my room! meeep!
koyama koyama koyama koyama koyamaaaaa *cute cute cute*
hoho i'm dead for geog tomorrow. hardly any info got into my head. i hope they ask us to get info from map evidence only! then i dont need to care. just anyhow elaborate can liao. heh.
*slaps* dream on ning.
waiting for the MYAs to be over is like waiting for a slug to sluggishly cross the finishing line. -yawns.
flew @11:25 PM
May 7, 2007
